Keeping it Light

For once, I want to blog light.  Everything is always so heavy and emotional- it's like eating a steak for dinner every night when your body really just wants a nice salad- let's keep it simple.


20 Things I've Learned This Week;

1. What you think your future holds is hardly ever right

2. You can't get through even a small home renovation without having some sort of issue
 
3. Renovation issues, though they may seem to be Armageddon, are not.

4. If you train your dog, then stop training it, it very efficiently unlearns everything you taught it

5. Trying to re-train your dog is much harder than training your dog right the first time

6. You're never too young for daily vitamins, benefiber, and omega 3 pills

7. Procrastination doesn't always lead to failure

8. Exercising stops being appealing after awhile

9. Ann Coulter is mean, but funny, and usually right.

10. There are websites that actually tell you exactly how to do amazingly at a job interview

11. It's extremely exciting to know someone liked your application enough to call you in for an interview

12. The prospect of having a job is even more exciting

13. Not everyone is going to be happy for you when you succeed.  In fact, many will be too busy being sad for themselves.
 
14. Being an A student in high school doesn't guarantee you will be one in college

15. Professors don't actually notice whether you're on Facebook during class or not

16. White eyeliner is NOT just for black people

17. Different mascara gives you different looks

18. Washing your face too many times can seriously hurt the skin around your eyes

19. Being too scared to wash your face because of the pain and sleeping with your make up on makes getting ready in the morning much easier

20. There's nothing that will make you feel classier than treating your man to a date.

21. Prolife pins look great on knit caps

There you have it- the lightest blog I've ever blogged.  Not even 100 calories!

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